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I want to drive a black man’s wiener.
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Brodie.
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I’m swiping male remains from the graveyard so I can have a baby ghost.
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Brodie.
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I wish I had a penis.
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Brodie.
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Basically I got to be racist and it was awesome.
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Brodie.
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I am a cookie.
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Brodie.
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I like books, you like boobs.
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Brodie.
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But its so nice and warm and Im tired and Im not using punctuation but I really dont care.
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Brodie.
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That’s when you know you’ve found someone truly special. When you can finally get three boners in a row.
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Brodie.
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You’re so racist. It’s cute.
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Brodie.
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She doesn’t like when I brush her butt.
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Brodie.
Brodie.
